Now PlayingLos Angeles
Presented by The Whitefire Theatre
Sperm Assassination
EngagementSep 16 – Nov 9, 2026
Performances
2
Show Days
2
Run Length
55 days
Synopsis
Pam Levin’s brutally funny dark comedy about the fear of becoming a parent, and why she seriously considered just settling for a dog.
Performance Schedule2 performances · 2 days
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